Look, There's Only Dogshit in, Like, a Third of the Cake: Best Movies of 2017

Movies did not have as solid of a year as video games. That's a pretty tall order, though, and it also doesn't take into account that film culture is much less exclusionary and shitty than game culture (though, as this year demonstrated, it's still a very shitty culture). Nevertheless, there were still a lot of really interesting movies last year. Which is great, because there was definitely a need to do anything but live life as normal last year. Here we go! Top 10! Yeah!

Look, I Found A Hot Dog In the Garbage! Best Games of 2017

So, let's get this out of the way: I'm sorry I haven't written jack shit on here for so long. I'd like to blame it entirely on 2016 and 2017 being dogshit, on moving from the Bay Area to Portland, on starting a new job, and on a million other things. But the fact is, regardless of all this, I have been content to not write and do other things instead. I'm hoping to change that in the new year, with much more regular updates and a variety of different kinds of pieces. Look forward to it (or don't, it's your life, I'm not the boss of you).