Rest in Pepperonis, fucker

Wait, a post that's written words? That can still happen?

It's a bad time down at Walgreens.

Sam Jabbers About: Snowpiercer

Whoa, a VIDEO?!? What sorcery is this???

(I spoil the shit out of Snowpiercer and, for some reason, Precious, so CW for rape, violence, cannibalism, and STDs)

Review: The Rock

Yeah, he's pretty cool.   His front teeth look kinda weird though, but whatever.  Straight teeth are for nerds. 10/10

Wait, is there another one???

The Fart of the Deal

Political analysts and pundits genuinely baffle me sometimes with how distant from reality their observations can be.  Not even in a particular direction--the fact that there are pundits that both know how to read and insist that people like Ted Cruz or Donald "flotsam head" Trump wouldn't turn the White House into an open sewer doesn't surprise me, because in most cases there's a clear reason why that particular person would behave this way (money or hatred of brown people, usually).  But with another presidential election coming up, people are starting to talk about how _______ candidate can persuade voters outside of their expected constituency.  Donald "wood grain" Trump will never win any discerning moderate voters, they might say, or Bernie Sanders' economic policies will persuade some Trump supporters, or you can tell I'm a pundit because it's a well-known fact that pundits only speak in italics.  The vocal surgery that lets us do this is very expensive, so we're going to use it every chance we get.

Shônen Roundup: Naruto

So anybody blessed enough to be inflicted with my presence on social media already knows this from my dozens of delirious, bile-filled posts, but I made the great decision recently to re-read every chapter of the manga Naruto in the past few days.

A turkey club, or thousands of live, venomous spiders poured directly into my mouth? Decisions, decisions...

So Donald Trump said today that he could literally start shooting people in the street and his poll numbers wouldn't dip.  That's what we call a "career-ending day" in a sane political environment, but for Donald Trump, it's Saturday.