Wait, a post that's written words? That can still happen?
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Friday, February 5, 2016
Sam Jabbers About: Snowpiercer
Whoa, a VIDEO?!? What sorcery is this???
(I spoil the shit out of Snowpiercer and, for some reason, Precious, so CW for rape, violence, cannibalism, and STDs)
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Review: The Rock
Yeah, he's pretty cool. His front teeth look kinda weird though, but whatever. Straight teeth are for nerds. 10/10
Wait, is there another one???
Friday, January 29, 2016
The Fart of the Deal
Political analysts and pundits genuinely baffle me sometimes with how distant from reality their observations can be. Not even in a particular direction--the fact that there are pundits that both know how to read and insist that people like Ted Cruz or Donald "flotsam head" Trump wouldn't turn the White House into an open sewer doesn't surprise me, because in most cases there's a clear reason why that particular person would behave this way (money or hatred of brown people, usually). But with another presidential election coming up, people are starting to talk about how _______ candidate can persuade voters outside of their expected constituency. Donald "wood grain" Trump will never win any discerning moderate voters, they might say, or Bernie Sanders' economic policies will persuade some Trump supporters, or you can tell I'm a pundit because it's a well-known fact that pundits only speak in italics. The vocal surgery that lets us do this is very expensive, so we're going to use it every chance we get.
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Shônen Roundup: Naruto
So anybody blessed enough to be inflicted with my presence on social media already knows this from my dozens of delirious, bile-filled posts, but I made the great decision recently to re-read every chapter of the manga Naruto in the past few days.
Saturday, January 23, 2016
A turkey club, or thousands of live, venomous spiders poured directly into my mouth? Decisions, decisions...
So Donald Trump said today that he could literally start shooting people in the street and his poll numbers wouldn't dip. That's what we call a "career-ending day" in a sane political environment, but for Donald Trump, it's Saturday.
Friday, January 22, 2016
Opinions Awaken: My Top 10 Movies of 2015
Wait, are you telling me that there's a top ten list for movies now? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS???
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
Return of Opinions: My Top 10 Games of 2015
Oh boy! A top ten list of video games! Wowie! I've never seen one of those before! What a miraculous day.
Sunday, January 17, 2016
Saturday, January 16, 2016
A hell of a thing
Did you miss me? That's okay, I didn't miss me either. Let's talk about people we actually will miss.
Sunday, January 3, 2016
Wooooooork
So, as it happens, work is pretty time-consuming. Obviously you can infer from the gap between this and the previous entry that it's kept me from keeping this blog updated, but maybe you can't. Hence this. Yup. THIS HAS BEEN AN UPDATE POST
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