Sam explains Metal Gear, Part 1

OH NO I MESSED UP IT'S SUNDAY OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BirthWRONG

First of all, before you read this piece, I beg you to (a, use Chrome, because duh, and (b, install this. Trust me.

Trainwreck more like PRETTY OKAY

Trainwreck was pretty okay.  I'm kind of angry that a combination of laziness and having a full-time job, which compliment one another surprisingly well, has made it the only movie I've actually seen in theaters this summer.  There was a movie with Charlize Theron as a post-apocalyptic feminist in the Australian outback fighting car armies and a guy with a guitar that shot fire and I'm going to have to wait for the blu ray.  But Amy Schumer making dick jokes, that I couldn't wait on!

Liveblog: Republican debate featuring Horrible Bug Monster

I KNOW IT'S TWO DAYS LATE WE DIDN'T GET FOX NEWS SO WE LITERALLY HAD TO TORRENT IT I DON'T CARE ANY MORE

So I'm going to do my best to live-blog this debate, despite several obstacles, including the fact that our torrent only has the first half of the debate, the fact that the debate aired two days ago, and the fact that everyone else has already live-blogged it, and probably better than me.  HOWEVER, I have something they don't: a live-blog of the debate that includes responses from the newest GOP candidate, Horrible Bug Monster (State Senator, R-CA).  Let's see if they're even that weird in this context!

Something missing...

So my addiction to the AMAZING Netflix series Sense8 has begun to enter concerning territory, to the point that I was watching episodes of it instead of writing today's thing.  But it's okay, because I can just cut corners and write a thing about the show! Sort of! If you haven't heard of it, check out this trailer IT'S SO RAD